Just how weird?

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Dr. Seuss said, "We are all a little weird...." 

And I think that's very true. Each one of us is weird, in and to varying degrees. But do you ever wonder how your own weird-ness stacks up against everyone else's weird-ness?

I do.

Like I sometimes wonder...

is it weird that I ....
have a playlist titled, "Clean House Music" ... ?



Is it weird that I ....
sometimes think I am lip syncing while running
 on the treadmill with ear phones in, only to realize
 that I actually sang those last two verses out loud?
 -  at the gym!  (At home, I just belt it out, on purpose...)  



Is it weird that I ....
hate to be woken by the sound of birds chirping
 before my alarm? (Okay, that sounds really bad.
 Let me clarify. I don't sleep very well.
 I have a hard time falling asleep and staying asleep, 
so when I am awoken by anything before my alarm,
 it makes we want to throw rocks at it
 no matter how pleasant that sound might be
 under other circumstances.)


Is it weird that I ....
hate coffee? And beer. 


Is it weird that I ....
bake cookies and then immediately
 "hide" them in the freezer so I don't eat them?


Is it weird that I ....
count stuff?
 ...stairs, the number of mailboxes per street while I walk,
 how many steps from one part of the house to another,
 how many days it's been since I walked to the mailbox, etc.

Is it weird that I ....
don't know how to work our TV?
All those remotes confuse me.



Is it weird that I ....
love my vacuum cleaner? No, really.
 I don't just have a great vacuum cleaner that I am very fond of.
 I have an awesome vacuum cleaner that I love.
 And look forward to using. Several times a week.


Is it weird that...

 this is one of my favorite Dr. Seuss quotes:


Is it weird that I ....
 just shared my weird-ness insecurities?